7/16/2003
Thoughts of a dentist, the perfect profession for a sadist:
"Let's see now...Enamel is pretty hard, right? I think that'll be fun to drill through. Now what should I do with this gaping hole I just made in the top of this tooth? OO! I'll poke it with this large, curved, pointy thing. Eh, that's no fun anymore. What's this? Air and cold water all at once?! Yeah! Shoot those up into those nerve endings! And how are you, patient? You doing ok? No? Deal with it."
In related thoughts (it was playing in the dentist's office), Since The Eagles came out with a new song, is it ok to play it on 98.7? It's not oldies, but who else is going to play it... Also: new favorite Madonna song...Papa Don't Preach
"Let's see now...Enamel is pretty hard, right? I think that'll be fun to drill through. Now what should I do with this gaping hole I just made in the top of this tooth? OO! I'll poke it with this large, curved, pointy thing. Eh, that's no fun anymore. What's this? Air and cold water all at once?! Yeah! Shoot those up into those nerve endings! And how are you, patient? You doing ok? No? Deal with it."
In related thoughts (it was playing in the dentist's office), Since The Eagles came out with a new song, is it ok to play it on 98.7? It's not oldies, but who else is going to play it... Also: new favorite Madonna song...Papa Don't Preach
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