7/27/2003
While searching for calculus jokes online, I ran across this geek test. Yay! I’m a geek!
1) Do you spend, on average, 5 or more hours on the computer per day? approximately
2) Are you addicted to AIM or another messenger program? I can quit anytime I want, OK?!
3) Have you ever written a computer program? yes
4) Do you know 2 or more computer languages? ...sure, why not...
5) Do you enjoy debugging programs? not for prolonged periods of time
6) Do you own a TI graphing calculator? yes
7) More than one TI graphing calculator? *sniff* no
8) Have you written programs for your calculator? no
9) Do you download games for your calculator? I bought a link, but Windows XP sucks
10) Do you own a rubix cube? yes
11) Can you solve your rubix cube? no
12) Do you enjoy calculus? of course
13) Do you know the fundamental theorem of calculus? the derivative with respect to x of the integral...and so on
14) Do you understand binary? yes
15) Have you ever written messages to your friends coded in binary? not that I remember, but probably
16) Do you wear glasses? no
17) Do you like corny math and science jokes, such as: math and alcohol don't mix: don't drink and derive? very much...but not that one
18) Is your IQ bigger than your weight? I hope so
19) Do you understand these terms: gigahertz, BIOS, batch files, and html? yes
20) Do you have lines memorized of the movie Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail? lines...whole movie...who‘s counting?
21) Do you know pi past 5 decimal places? yes
22) 30 places? *ashamed* no
23) Are you impressed if someone knows pi past 30 places? yes
24) Does the words "quantum physics" spark your interest? yeah
25) Do you spend your Friday nights on your computer instead of developing a social life? ...instead of...?
26) Do you find conversation on AIM sometimes easier than in real life? all the time
27) Do you play computer games? *checks* yes, I‘d say so
28) Do you know the name of the first internet system? no
29) When you think of the word "mole", do you think of an animal, or 6.02 x 10^23 units? 6.022 x 10^23
30) Have you watched Star Wars more than 6 times? of course
31) Do you own Star Wars toys (at your age!)? of course (even some from ’77...oooo)
32) Do you visit slashdot.org on a regular basis? yes
33) Do you have your own website? yes
34) Do you agree with these words: "Will work for bandwidth"? I’m on dial-up...what do you think?
35) Do you wear a digital watch? no
36) Have you ever tried to "use" the Force? who hasn’t?
37) Do you believe that deep down, you do have the ability to use the Force? who doesn’t?
38) Have you ever fantasized that you were a Jedi? I am a Jedi
39) Have you ever watched Star Trek? regrettably, no
40) Have you ever said "lol" out loud? multiple times
41) Do you get calculus jokes? I do
42) Do you enjoy mixing chemicals? yes
43) Have you ever drunk dihydrogen monoxide? yes
44) Do you wonder how everything you use works? all the time
45) Do you like to sit in the front row in class? yep
46) Have you ever corrected a teacher in class? yep
47) Have you ever had grade averages above 100? yep
48) Does antimatter make you excited? YAY!
49) Have you ever wondered if the atoms in your body were once in a dinosaur? I do now...
50) Have you ever dreamt in binary code? no
51) Have you ever timed yourself when you take apart your computer and put it back together, attempting to break your record? no...I’d screw something up
52) Have you cancelled a date because you had to wash your ewok? If I had an ewok or a date, then yes...
53) Do you believe that humans are only the 3rd most intelligent beings on earth, preceded my mice and dolphins? fuck mice; go dolphins!
54) Do you understand the significance of the number 42? yes
55) Instead of arm wrestling, do you math wrestle? yes
56) Have you ever held an AIM conversation with someone in the same house as you? many, many times
57) Do you know what those little plastic things on the ends of your shoelaces are called? I think they may start with an a...are they aglets? *checks dictionary*...yep. Aglets.
1) Do you spend, on average, 5 or more hours on the computer per day? approximately
2) Are you addicted to AIM or another messenger program? I can quit anytime I want, OK?!
3) Have you ever written a computer program? yes
4) Do you know 2 or more computer languages? ...sure, why not...
5) Do you enjoy debugging programs? not for prolonged periods of time
6) Do you own a TI graphing calculator? yes
7) More than one TI graphing calculator? *sniff* no
8) Have you written programs for your calculator? no
9) Do you download games for your calculator? I bought a link, but Windows XP sucks
10) Do you own a rubix cube? yes
11) Can you solve your rubix cube? no
12) Do you enjoy calculus? of course
13) Do you know the fundamental theorem of calculus? the derivative with respect to x of the integral...and so on
14) Do you understand binary? yes
15) Have you ever written messages to your friends coded in binary? not that I remember, but probably
16) Do you wear glasses? no
17) Do you like corny math and science jokes, such as: math and alcohol don't mix: don't drink and derive? very much...but not that one
18) Is your IQ bigger than your weight? I hope so
19) Do you understand these terms: gigahertz, BIOS, batch files, and html? yes
20) Do you have lines memorized of the movie Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail? lines...whole movie...who‘s counting?
21) Do you know pi past 5 decimal places? yes
22) 30 places? *ashamed* no
23) Are you impressed if someone knows pi past 30 places? yes
24) Does the words "quantum physics" spark your interest? yeah
25) Do you spend your Friday nights on your computer instead of developing a social life? ...instead of...?
26) Do you find conversation on AIM sometimes easier than in real life? all the time
27) Do you play computer games? *checks* yes, I‘d say so
28) Do you know the name of the first internet system? no
29) When you think of the word "mole", do you think of an animal, or 6.02 x 10^23 units? 6.022 x 10^23
30) Have you watched Star Wars more than 6 times? of course
31) Do you own Star Wars toys (at your age!)? of course (even some from ’77...oooo)
32) Do you visit slashdot.org on a regular basis? yes
33) Do you have your own website? yes
34) Do you agree with these words: "Will work for bandwidth"? I’m on dial-up...what do you think?
35) Do you wear a digital watch? no
36) Have you ever tried to "use" the Force? who hasn’t?
37) Do you believe that deep down, you do have the ability to use the Force? who doesn’t?
38) Have you ever fantasized that you were a Jedi? I am a Jedi
39) Have you ever watched Star Trek? regrettably, no
40) Have you ever said "lol" out loud? multiple times
41) Do you get calculus jokes? I do
42) Do you enjoy mixing chemicals? yes
43) Have you ever drunk dihydrogen monoxide? yes
44) Do you wonder how everything you use works? all the time
45) Do you like to sit in the front row in class? yep
46) Have you ever corrected a teacher in class? yep
47) Have you ever had grade averages above 100? yep
48) Does antimatter make you excited? YAY!
49) Have you ever wondered if the atoms in your body were once in a dinosaur? I do now...
50) Have you ever dreamt in binary code? no
51) Have you ever timed yourself when you take apart your computer and put it back together, attempting to break your record? no...I’d screw something up
52) Have you cancelled a date because you had to wash your ewok? If I had an ewok or a date, then yes...
53) Do you believe that humans are only the 3rd most intelligent beings on earth, preceded my mice and dolphins? fuck mice; go dolphins!
54) Do you understand the significance of the number 42? yes
55) Instead of arm wrestling, do you math wrestle? yes
56) Have you ever held an AIM conversation with someone in the same house as you? many, many times
57) Do you know what those little plastic things on the ends of your shoelaces are called? I think they may start with an a...are they aglets? *checks dictionary*...yep. Aglets.
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